Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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