I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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