Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm jealous of your bromance
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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