Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You left your phone here
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