This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I am mentally ready for anal.
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