You're so nebulous sometimes
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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