How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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