I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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