So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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