im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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