I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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