You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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