Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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