you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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