If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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