ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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