when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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