Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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