I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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