yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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