i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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