you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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