i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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