I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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