Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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