we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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