turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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