She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
