like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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