but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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