Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
