Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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