I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
no you cant smoke seaweed
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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