I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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