Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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