if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
A+ Viking dick
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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