Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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