Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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