Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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