I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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