I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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