Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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