nut hugger
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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