ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
