she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am mentally ready for anal.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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