I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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