Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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