Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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