Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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