3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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