YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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