quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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