I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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