I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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