so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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